Now that you're more familiar with the headcrab, I do believe I'll share with you a rather simple headcrab recipe of mine: Ah, this is the part of the headcrab which I refer to as the dangly-wangly! Quite tasty and tender!Īnd don't forget about the soft underbelly of the headcrab, which is rather hearty as well! Contains some rather tasty, although rather tough, muscle.Ħ. Johnson loves to sink other body parts into them!Ĥ. I love to sink my teeth into them, and the vile Dr. It is quite difficult to crack open, but the headcrab brain is quite delicious! But be sure to wash it thoroughly before consumption or you'll get mad headcrab disease!ģ. Very tough, and watch out: the ends are sharp! These are usually not eaten, as they are bony and their meat is tough.Ģ. Of course, they were no match for Walter Bennett during the "incident" and I slaughtered legions of them mercilessly with my hands tied about my back! Now let's delve into the headcrab's anatomy with the aid of this helpful diagram:ġ. The headcrab is clumsy and stupid, but their sharp forelimbs make them quite the deadly adversary to us humans. Indeed! Waste not want not, I always say! And with all the dead headcrab carcasses lying about… why not utilize them in filling our bellies? Speaking of filling bellies, ladies, be sure to write me email as I would like to make a very special delivery to your uterus!īut before we get into the dirty details of headcrab preparation, let us learn a bit more about this fascinating xenofauna.
Was just thinking there might be a good pie or soufflé I could try. I have been wondering, do you know a good recipe for headcrabs? I Let us take a gander at some correspondence, shall we?
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